What’s the point of owning a dog and walking without it.

We only have small brains and short memories but the principle remains.

It’s hard to know if he is just incompetent or in pain.

This is wrong! I put the effort in (and took the risk) so I should have had the reward.

Let’s get back to good, traditional values.

All seems well with the world.

I’m just trying to get my head round it.

My food gets thrown in the bowl. My walks seem shorter.

This involves two of my least favourite things - balls and running

This is just another form of discrimination against dogs.

I think he’s made of asbestos; he’s certainly cold-hearted.

“My bean must be a god”, said my friend.