Many of your will be surprised that this blog post (from a dog) has a title taken from a character in a much-loved, but quite dated television show.

I am still unclear as to what ‘tweeting’ is - in a non-orthinological context

In fact I often feel I can express myself more articulately than many human beans.

I have to admit it was not a particularly attractive car park. (Do such things exist?)

My beans keep saying things like “This might stop the pandemic”.

We dogs soon learn that this is the price we pay for our food and board.

All of the choices seem to offer a form of escapism - into other worlds, other cultures, other places, other situations.

I find it difficult to walk on ice, looking rather like an overweight Bambi.

Susie’s apology seemed sincere and she trod the delicate line of balancing contrition with amusement.

By now, it was less of a nose and more of a dying goldfish.

I went out the other day and was unable to walk properly. Standing upright was quite difficult.

We seem to have several seasons each week ... although more properly it is just several forms of winter.