I thought my beans were going on holiday to Scotland when I heard them talking about Loch Down.

Dogs - and I am no exception - tend to like routines. They offer us predictability, reliability, security ….

I also had an injection for some unknown reason - well unknown to me anyway.

I’ve seen castles, monasteries and beaches.(I got excited because I thought we were going to meet some bitches)

Sebastian was an unusual frog. Not many frogs can read but he had learned from a 9 year old girl who thought that he was her route to princess status.

This has always happened - ever since the 1950s when teenagers were invented.

I like a drink as much as the next dog but however much water I drink, I don’t get louder and louder like the beans do.